Why do I find these relevant? . . .

Subject: Fw: AARP Forum

Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find younger, sexy men who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction. The books that have the Fabio look alike on the cover. .

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live. Hence, the shop.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant. uuuhhhh..this one won't work . .

Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every time you walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses. Eyesight not quite bad enough yet!

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. No comment . .

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem. Doesn't this relate to question above?

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. In my car during breaktime. . . yikes!

Q: Where should 50+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On top of their heads. What about the purse I can't find that's hanging on my shoulder??

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these." OH NO!! I'm saying that!!!